#the scapegoat jack perry

[iswimmi-art]

How much are you willing to sacrifice?

(Realized I never made art for the cool ass tnt belt, needed to change that)

[jungledboy]

"they used to dance for me too."

I LOOK AWAY FOR 2 SECONDS AND HE'S GETTING MANHANDLED AND NOW HE'S REFERENCING JUNGLE BOY. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK

THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS ALL A COINCIDENCE WHEN THIS IS ON THE STAGE. I'M FREAKING OUT

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

I had fun at the show, even being by myself but the absolute FUNNIEST thing that I witness was this:

It’s a 90 min drive from Louisville to Lexington where the show was and I had work in the morning so I left about 20 mins before the Rampage taping ended. I get to the parking lot across from the venue and I noticed the Scapegoat Bus!

I was so distracted by this just being right there, running, that I didn’t even see that Jack Perry was loading a SUV with his stuff just to the left of this view. Once I did, I was stuck in flight or fight and felt silly that I was filming it that I just looked at him and then kept walking.

Once I got to my car and got ready to pull out, the damn Scapegoat bus (followed by that same SUV) pulled in front me. So then I was driving behind it.

We all ended up getting on I-64. The Scapegoat Bus, while super edgy or whatever, apparently can’t go above 70 MPH. That don’t hit for me, so I immediately got over to pass them and y’all.

As the universe as my witness, I swear on everything, I was NOT prepared to see that Jack himself was *actually* driving that thing. I have no footage of this because again, I wasn’t expecting it and also it would have been dangerous to try and film while going that fast and it was also 11pm.

But yeah, Scapegoat was straight up driving that thing, windows down, one arm hanging out the window.

[bassproshops1ut]

whatever go big or go home this one did numbers on twitter so you guys can have it too

[bloodycowboyclub]

[alanangels]

[pinkwillow]

Jack Perry

[tacodemuerte]

leyendecker esque wrestling yaoi because aren't we all always trying 2 emulate that gay maN...anyways PLEASE JUNGLE BOY.. FOR ME, FOR NEW JERSEY.. WIN!!!

[iswimmi-art]

the sacrificial lamb

[jungledboy]

jack perry, the scariest heel in the business

[muffin-man-marq-lynch]

Daniel Garcia: How DARE you think you're SOOOO special just because you come back from your year of foreign exchange study all rounded out and mysterious with a new skill set and great tits, swanning around here with your incredible hair and your sad boy anime eyes living your weird DIY aesthetic #Vanlife even though you're rich as fuck you don't care about anyone I bet you wouldn't even look me in the eyes while you spit on me like you're always doing while we fucked against the wall outside, would you.

Jack, by the time he's hit 'sad eyes':

[makiitoh]

[xomegaman]

3 years ago on Dynamite, Kenny Omega heard Jungle Boy Jack Perry’s theme “Tarzan Boy” and lost his mind.

[redpool]

I seriously love how gay AEW has gotten.

[tacodemuerte]

alright ENOUGH YAPPIN! HERE'S SOME ART!

[bisexual-kane]

"They used to dance for me too" is such a great line